No seriously, me and my niggas need to know where they are. Unless you’d prefer we waste YOUR time with our sexually motivated antics. Why are females so reluctant to literally point men in the direction of some hoes? I get that it may be demeaning to your fellow female comrades, but if they truly are slutty enough to be anointed with the title of “hoe”, then set them out to the homies. After all, a real hoe wouldn’t mind if you sent some dick her way.
I’ve been told by some of my female friends that some of their friends and family members are hoes, but they don’t feel comfortable giving names. This leads me to a couple of conclusions:
1. The hoes they know are shy hoes and would be embarrassed if their close friend or relative told everybody.
2. These females are selfish. Even though they aren’t partaking in this free penis, they don’t want a hoe they know personally to get any either.
3. They don’t approve of the hoish lifestyle and refuse to partake in the support of it.
4. Her hoe friends/relatives have a particular taste in men and the nigga asking the question doesn’t fit the criteria.
These seem like solid reasons to not tell a nigga where the hoes at, but let’s debunk these excuses one at a time.
(1H) Most hoes ain’t shy. They are generally extroverts and go after the dick they want. Additionally, the hoes that are shy have it the hardest, especially if they aren’t 7s or higher. Shy hoes rely on the dick approaching them, because that severely lowers the risk of their pussy being rejected. So, by denying your hoe friend access to willing cock, you are just making her life harder.
(2H) You just being a cockblock because you jealous. What’s bad about this, is you secretly want to be a hoe but don’t have the courage or you are jealous about the amount of joy your hoe friend gets out of life in comparison to yourself.
(3H) I get that you don’t want to support the hoish lifestyle. What I don’t get, is why you would associate with a hoe if you feel so strongly about how they live? If I absolutely couldn’t stand to support homosexuality, I wouldn’t have any gay friends or claim any of my gay relatives. So, if you have hoe friends and aren’t willing to help them get some dick, then that makes you a horrible friend.
(4H) You may think you know what kind dudes your hoe friend likes, but bitches change their mind all the time. I’ve had sex with plenty of chicks that wouldn’t normally fuck a guy that looks/talks/acts/thinks like me, but I still got them draws. This just goes to show that not even hoes know who they want to fuck, until they are fucking them.
(5H) Another reason you should set them hoes out is to clean up the dating pool. If all the guys who only want to fuck are busy fucking, then that makes it easier for you to pick from the guys that are left. Unless, you fear that there will be no guys left to pick from if they all have access to easy pussy. OR maybe you like a challenge. You just love it when you start dating a guy that seems like he could be the one. You find out that you both have a lot in common and your life goals coincide with one another. You decide to put months of your time and effort into building a firm relationship. You even fall in love with him. Then after you give up the ass a few times, he bounces because some new booty came along. Or better yet, he doesn’t even bother to dump you for another woman. He just fucks you both until he gets caught. It must be fun to have your heart broken, because you decided to play the dating game on level 10. So I ask again.
Where the hoes at?