Bad bitch - Any highly attractive female; ideally one who's looks don't require much effort.
When I say "effort," I am referring to the level of maintenance that goes into her appearance. A true bad bitch is still noticeably more attractive than the average female, even when she isn't at 100% fleek mode. We've all seen a bad bitch dressed down. You know. The whole "sweatpants, hair tied, chilling with no make-up on" look.
The best way to judge this is the shower test. Look at any woman when she is fresh out the shower; preferably after she washes her hair and before she shaves. If this isn't possible, then catching a chick in a swimsuit fresh out the pool is the next best thing. Essentially, that is her at her worst or most natural form: no make-up, hair undone, unshaven, no clothes to lift and squeeze things into place, and nothing covering up her scars, stretch marks or love handles. If a chick can manage to still look like an 8 or better in this form (with 7 being average looking), then she is a certified bad bitch.
With that said, on to the plight of the bad bitch. When it comes to finding a significant other, bad bitches don't have as many options as we think. Society will tell you that a bad bitch can have any man she wants, which simply isn't the case. While I do agree that it should be very easy for a bad bitch to attract most straight men, the first problem lies in the type of men they are attracted to.
If bad bitches always made the first move , then they'd definitely bag whatever guy they wanted without issue, but that's not the case. Like most other women, bad bitches want to be pursued. It would be way to easy for her to just walk up to an equally attractive guy and say "Hi, my name is...," and end up riding his face two weeks later. But no, bad bitches want a man who is willing to put in 90% of the initial effort while she puts in 9% so she can later complain about him not putting in 91%.
The problem is, the more attractive you are; the less approachable you are. Guys aren't afraid to talk to ugly chicks. If anything, they are afraid of them keeping that baby after they raw dog them. Average looking females are still easier to talk to than a bad bitch due to a low intimidation factor. Which means, if a bad bitch doesn't speak first, then all she'll get is stares.
The second problem bad bitches have are the types guys she attracts that are actually brave enough to initiate conversation. Bad bitches get hit on by these few groups of guys:
1. Sugar Daddies
A lot of the time, these guys are 30+. If you are bad bitch under 22 then that age gap might be a turn-off. These guys also won't be the most attractive looking men, mainly because they have enough money to offset their looks. That's primarily why they're trying to trick off on you. If your pussy can't be bought, then these dudes annoy you.
These guys come at you like they have nothing to lose. If they're on the younger side, then one of their buddies dared him to shoot his shot. If they are 25+ then he more than likely just gave himself a silent pep talk as he gawked at you from afar. Either way, their approach is rushed, awkward and half-assed, because they're anticipating being rejected.
You actually already know these guys. They're classmates, coworkers, neighbors and other random acquaintances. The ones that maybe had a chance were friendzoned, because they took to long to make a move. The rest are just happy you even associate with them. They're nothing more than a bunch of ass kissers.
These guys are basically resurrected Kamikazes. They reek of over-confidence. They've been shot down so many times, that rejection doesn't phase them any more. They think you're playing hard-to-get, so they just keep hitting on you no matter how many times they hear, "No."
What's funny about this group, is that they're not even the right sex. It may be flattering at first, but if you're strictly dickly, then these "guys" aren't getting anywhere. You already let Chico know that you ain't with that gay shit, but she is convinced she can change your mind. With the lack of suitable men, you just might. There will be a few fems in this group, but if they're hitting on you, then they've already accepted any male gender roles in a potential relationship.
So, that's the bad bitch's plight. She intimidates the guys she likes and is only hit on by the unworthy. She'll either have to wait for her looks to fade to start taking dating serious or learn to settle for the few guys brave enough to grab her ass in the club and not try to hide afterwards. Either that, or get used to making love to a strap-on.
This will be the home of my random thoughts until you really do know the MuffynMan.